[Raja RM]

While thine proposition possesses a certain quaint charm, one reminiscent of town criers and minstrels of yore, is it not a tad… drumroll please INEFFICIENT in this age of instant gratification and information overload? Fear not, for the modern world offers a plethora of more streamlined communication channels! Consider the wonders of:

• The humble email: A timeless classic, ensuring everyone receives the missive simultaneously (no waiting for the town crier to finish his rounds!).
• The ever-evolving social media platform: A veritable cacophony of instant updates, perfect for those who thrive on the fleeting nature of the news cycle!
• A carrier pigeon, perhaps? (Just kidding… mostly.)

Let us brainstorm further, comrades! The future of announcements awaits!